Alas, I am but a simple goat.

justawanderingdragon:

there is actual homestuck fanart hanging in my school’s hallway

I think today was the first time I’ve even the oldest person in the room when everybody else WASN’T ten years younger than me and let me tell you

It’s a fucking experience.

singingsh0wtunes:


subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

No but really, looking back at all these time stamps on the drawings on my computer and

fuck I have come so fucking far.

Like I just found from about a year ago where I had the idea that has just rung in my head as “she has a comfy wrecking mace scarf” and here that idea is in January

And then here it is again from august

SEVEN MONTHS IS A LONGASS TIME

And I never took classes in that time, I maybe looked up a bunch of tutorials on YouTube and deviantArt.

I just never stopped drawing, I tried to draw everyday over the summer and I’m always looking to improve. Somebody asked me today if I could teach them to draw I just told them that I didn’t know because the only way I learned was by keeping on keeping on and I’m still going.

Like fuck dude even shorter time period, here’s april:

and here’s july:

Just don’t ever stop drawing and trying new things.

icanstopwheneveriwant's request: 20: sleeping!
The moment I saw this one I knew immediately that I wanted to draw a little sleepy caprine, so I drew one of my first and favorite caprines, Claudia Young, who I drew like a year ago WAIT WHAT THIS THING WAS SEVEN MONTHS AGO HOLY SHIT
*clears throat* pardon my mind just exploding in awe of itself. Anyway, Claudia is still genetically adorable although she’e had some minor design changes, but major personality changes as I’m pretty sure seven months ago she was a bit of a mere concept in my head and that was based mostly off myself.
Damn, seven months is a longass time.
She’s still optimistic as always, but I feel I’ve made her much less naive, certainly made her much more mature (literally, I decided that she’s 19 ((caprines age much slower than humans even though their lifespans tend to be about a decade or two shorter)) ). Claudia is temperamental too, always listening to her heart leading to quickly letting her feelings take over her, and all that can tucker a tiny little lady out.

icanstopwheneveriwant's request: 20: sleeping!

The moment I saw this one I knew immediately that I wanted to draw a little sleepy caprine, so I drew one of my first and favorite caprines, Claudia Young, who I drew like a year ago WAIT WHAT THIS THING WAS SEVEN MONTHS AGO HOLY SHIT

*clears throat* pardon my mind just exploding in awe of itself. Anyway, Claudia is still genetically adorable although she’e had some minor design changes, but major personality changes as I’m pretty sure seven months ago she was a bit of a mere concept in my head and that was based mostly off myself.

Damn, seven months is a longass time.

She’s still optimistic as always, but I feel I’ve made her much less naive, certainly made her much more mature (literally, I decided that she’s 19 ((caprines age much slower than humans even though their lifespans tend to be about a decade or two shorter)) ). Claudia is temperamental too, always listening to her heart leading to quickly letting her feelings take over her, and all that can tucker a tiny little lady out.

I’d be the worst jahovah’s witness like

knocks on your door Ey lemme tell you bout my man JC

kitkaloid:


doodle! you know that silly little dance people do with babies sometimes to make them laugh..

kitkaloid:

doodle! you know that silly little dance people do with babies sometimes to make them laugh..

chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Dad Colors in Drawings Made by His Kids by Fred Giovannitti [more]

Previously: Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches

ommanyte:

revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time

ommanyte:

revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time

sanscrete:

cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like

yeah sorta