The Dark Lord Of Comedy

bonerventure:

*steeples fingers* can we discuss the lego movie japanese dub 

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

detectivanilla:


percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

dontactlikewewerenothing:


THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

gutsygumshoe:

all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces bright and early for their daily races going nowhere going nowhere their tears are filling up their glasses no expression no expression hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow no tomorrow no tomorrow and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had i find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take when people run in circles It’s a very very mad world mad world children waiting for the day they feel good happy birthday happy birthday and i feel the way that every child should sit and listen, sit and listen went to school and i was very nervous no one knew me no one knew me hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson look right through me look right through me and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had i find it hard to tell you i find it hard to take when people run in circles It’s a very very mad world mad world enlarging your world mad world

gutsygumshoe:

all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces bright and early for their daily races going nowhere going nowhere their tears are filling up their glasses no expression no expression hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow no tomorrow no tomorrow and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had i find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take when people run in circles It’s a very very mad world mad world children waiting for the day they feel good happy birthday happy birthday and i feel the way that every child should sit and listen, sit and listen went to school and i was very nervous no one knew me no one knew me hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson look right through me look right through me and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had i find it hard to tell you i find it hard to take when people run in circles It’s a very very mad world mad world enlarging your world mad world

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

babby no

trollsfan:

roxytherogue:

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why’dya wana be anything like me :(

WHY WOULD YOU?

thisiskindagross:

Music to his ears

mercerism:

this is really happening

yeah.

tried to channel those wide-eyed, knowing glances from cascade

my-neighbor-is-a-cat:

when you are looking for the last few fossils ;~;

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

tetsuyaa:

rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level