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okaysizedbangtheory:


the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

tastefullyoffensive:

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

stewna:

idk I sketched this last night. kids looking serious & crossing their arms

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

kitten-burrito:


happyds:

Good snake, best friendSorry I fall off the earth and then return with THIS lol………

Oh god this is freaking…adorable?

kitten-burrito:

happyds:

Good snake, best friend
Sorry I fall off the earth and then return with THIS lol………

Oh god this is freaking…adorable?

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."


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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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